Merry Christmas!

Epic Holiday Rumble

Watch your back, rabbit... Good move, baby Jesus.

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Awesome Tiniest Christmas Greeting

What may well be the world's smallest Christmas greeting has been fabricated by the University of Glasgow's nanotech lab. The Christmas tree has been etched into a piece of glass too small to see with the naked eye. David Cumming, a prof at the U of G, states "The card is 200 micro-meters wide by 290 micro-meters tall. To put that into some sort of perspective, a micro-meter is a millionth of a meter." As you can see from the image here, a pin head nearly dwarfs this belated holiday hello.

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Awesome How It Really Happened

He was busted for our sins.

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Epic Christmas Meal Time

Epic Meal Time wishes you a Merry Christmas, haterz. That's that next level Christmas crunk maneuver right there.

Rudolph's Conception

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Wyatt's Weird Thing of the Week Is...! NSFW

Congrats Majela! By this point, Father Christmas is probably tuckered out on the whole milk and cookies left by sweet children thing... your offering of non-stop Christmas p**sy instead absolutely made my day. I appreciate your odd, nearly motionless dance, your spooky blond wig, and your worldwide reminder that - should Santa show up - "This is Christmas" after all, and "We gonna have lots of sex." If you've been inspired to learn the song or experience other Majela originals, (and she does have others!!) check out Majela's YouTube page.

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Hilarious Herzog Christmas Story

Ryan Iverson - d'ah, I mean Werner Herzog, regales us with yet another bedtime story. If you're unfamiliar with Ryan Iverson, his hilarious impersonations of our favorite eccentric director are spot on. Enjoy this retelling of a childhood favorite and get in the mood for Christmas! Find more, similarly quirky and sidesplitting Herzog reads on Ryan's YouTube channel.