Not So Awesome Bird/Fish Death Continues

Experts continue to be baffled by another outbreak of mass bird and fish death. Now, why can't that kinda thing happen to mosquitoes? Seriously, fuck those things.

Awesome Concerned Cat

I think hes worried about this dead bird/fish epidemic.

Not So Awesome Ominous Event

This past weekend - while many of us were partying, celebrating and otherwise enjoying the turning over of the new year - strange events transpired in Arkansas. Essentially overnight, thousands of birds and hundreds of thousands of fish turned up dead. Lightning bolt? Disease? Cthulu? You be the judge.

{CNN}