Not So Awesome SlobStopper

Are you a big, dumb idiot? Do you drink all of your beverages with your mouth hanging lazily open? Then SlobStopper, the adult-sized/intended bib, is just for you.

Awesome Cleansing Goo

We've all been there - struggling to scrub off the surface of a caked-up baking pan; a car's grubby rims; spilled radioactive waste. Already in heavy use in Japan, DeconGel is effectively the next best thing to a magic, cleansing wand. A while after pouring or spraying on as a semi-fluid, the gel solidifies - entrapping even microscopic radioactive particles - at which point it can be simply peeled off, folded up and thrown away. As miraculous as this gel is, I wouldn't go trying it on your teeth just yet...

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Awesomely Appalling Infomercial

She seems wasted for it, but how could you not be?

"Awesome invention, right guys?!... Guys?"

Awesome Interactive Mirror

If it didn't seem like the future already, the world's first prototype interactive mirror has been made. Neato.

Awesome Mug Knuckles

Beat up punks before, during or even after finishing your favorite heated beverage.

Awesome SlipQuit

Awesome GameChanger

When the brown bag's too obvious, the purse is too personal and the flask just ain't enough... reach for a leavened loaf of doughy deception. This dude is doin it right and raising the bar for public partakers everywhere, myself included. Needless to say, this changes everything.

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Awesome Beer Cannon Invention

Awesome home improvement from YouTuber personalbeerrobot. If the name doesn't tell you everything already, the man has invented a coordinated menu and pressurized air system all operable from his iPhone. He is now one click away from some shaken, cheap beer. All I can say is, do want.

Computer And Scooter Forced to Have Child in Man's Basement

I know, I'm excited too. Portland, Oregon geek/apparent scooter design pro Stephen Popa has fabricated the first "Scooterputer," half computer, half scooter, all awesome. Read in depth and see some nifty pics of the beast over at Oddity Central. [Thanks, Sjoerd!]