Awesome Fast Five Writer Interview

ONN's Today Now! sits down with five year old Chris Morgan, the brilliant brain behind Fast Five, the latest installment in the Fast & Furious pentalogy.

Awesome Onion News Apple Product Report

Awesome Ironic Sign of Kanyes to Come

Martha Stewart, I'm a let you finish, but I just wanna make these cookies real quick. As the Onion reports, here "West whips up a batch of snickerdoodles to hand out to his new neighbors because 'everyone loves cookies.'" Read the full (hilarious) article here.

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